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Awhile ago, the globe I was spinning on top of stopped.  I was like one of those competing loggers flying into the cold river.

Ashleigh Hayes, my world and my tomorrow, broke up with me.  What’s worse is we were engaged to be married.  She had been the answer to all my questions since the age of fifteen.  Want to know how she called it quits?  She let me catch her in bed with Ryan Antolini.  An event to which she replied, “Oh, by the way, we’re through.”

Dummy I am thought she was talking about finishing up with Ryan…

Since then, Ashleigh and I shared a “one-minute stand,” I experienced a one-sided pregnancy scare, and I’ve also agreed to stand up in Ashleigh and Ryan’s impending wedding.  Did I mention they’re engaged?

Oh yeah.  I’m Aiden Caulfield.  If I wasn’t so beside myself, I’d have more to say.

Published on January 28, 2009 at 1:06 am  Comments (3)  

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  1. Hello. I wanted to tell you that I love what you are writing. I came across it by chance after googling my own name with some friends and later took the time to read some.

    At any rate, terribly sorry that another Ashleigh Hayes broke your heart and, for some time at least, ruined your tomorrow.

    Thanks so much,

    Ashleigh Hayes

  2. I visited your blog and I was wondering if I can recommend it. Although ours is not a humor website, we can all use a good laugh in this world where there are a lot of things not to laugh about. I am sure my visitors would appreciate websites like yours. Let me know if this is ok. Thanks for your time and take care.

    • Sure… if you’re real…

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